THEODORE " " MONK

Writer / Podcaster / All-purpose Freak

SEE WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING:

"He has mastery of the full spectrum of human emotion. Including the emotions you didn't ask for."

"Theo is everything I could want in a cohost: hysterical, insightful, and capable of talking at length about plastic horses. I am very fortunate to have him."

"Theo's passion makes him an enthusiastic member of any team, and a tour de force for creative work. Frequently able to be funny and sometimes able to be clever."

"Theo has mastered the arts of writing genre fiction, podcasting, and serious sociopolitical analysis of popular media, all of which sounds like it should cumulatively result in the most annoying person who ever lived, but he's somehow also very fun to talk to and a great friend. Unfortunately he's also a Sonic fan, which cancels out all that positive stuff and means he is going to hell."

— Dr. Vasilije Mesarović, owner of an actual Ph.D. in Calling Video Games Racist

"Theo can take your character or world and write them in a way that stays true to your vision, while also building out his own right alongside it. He even has the gall to make it look easy!"

"Theo brings modern humor to big, serious topics and will make you laugh while convincing you to give a damn. Beneath his veil of charismatic chaos is a wit and authenticity that'll rival — or at least confound — your favorite late night show's writing staff."

— M.V. Pine, writer and contributor to Bury Your Gays: An Anthology of Tragic Queer Horror

"He insulted my intelligence with every word but I'll be damned if he wasn't right to."

"You will never meet a man more excited about Statistics and Speculation."

"Theo is a full nonsense creative that believes in the inherent comedy of collaboration and connection. He is unashamed of his joy and because of that, he makes great art."

"This guy is directly responsible for three of my mental breakdowns. 10/10"